Grapes
of Wrath (maybe) 
This morning, I took a cue from a few adult sites I'd visited this past weekend and decided to insert 3 grapes into my vagina before taking a walk. As soon as I hit the pavement, one of them popped out; the other two are now stuck.
The women who advised doing this wrote that they left grapes in their vaginas throughout the day; it's only been a couple hours, but I'm afraid that mine aren't going to come out.
Is there anything I can do --short of going to the emergency room-- to get them out?
Our answer...
I am sorry to hear of your dilemma, but not to worry. If the grapes are still in your vagina, you can get them out. the vagina is not very long - a few inches at best. You can insert a finger or two inside as deep as they will go and 'sweep' the vagina to remove the grapes. You may have to be sitting on the toilet or laying on your back to reach inside. You should lubricate your fingers with something like KY Jelly or Astroglide for easy insertion. You might need the help of a partner to reach inside if your fingers are too short.
Because of the sugar content of the grapes and the risk of a yeast infection, you may want to use a douche after you have removed them.
She Replies...
I don't have a partner, so (unless you count the enlistment of a sterilized plastic spoon) going it alone was my only option. I tried the sweeping, but the grapes seemed to slide away from me. So far, I've managed to tear off a couple small bits of one of the grapes. Both grapes are pushed farther back into my vagina; one of them seems to have moved southward.
After becoming frustrated and dizzy, I gave up, showered, and applied a yeast infection medication. I'll be sure to eat some yogurt.
I should begin menstruating within the next 1.5-2 weeks; is it likely they'll flush out then? Is it safe to leave them there that long?
Our reply...
Make sure you use more than one finger. You don't need to bend way over and risk getting dizzy. Try trapping one grape at a time. Plus, spread your fingers apart to open the vaginal canal wider. It may also help to let the stuck grape fall out.
Yes, the grapes need to come out. Your period will not likely wash them out.
Success!
Thanks for the response, but I got finally got them out Friday night after I thought about folks who fist. If someone can shove an entire hand inside themselves for pleasure, then surely I'd be able to do it to retrieve those grapes.
Luckily, I didn't have to go through all that trouble. Resigning myself to the fisting idea gave me the courage to use a little "ump" while trying to retrieve the grapes. I did; it worked.